Joke 02
Good Golfer
A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming, 3-wood still in hand, and asked “Are you a good golfer?”
To which the man replied, “Got here in two, didn’t I?”